Classifieds

Lost

One bag of marbles. Small. Of sentimental value only. May also contain dead mice.
Plot. Rather shabby, slightly threadbare. Last seen in vicinity of Winkleigh.

Small west-country nation currently under vacant possesion. Unique fixer-upper opportunity. No chain. First to see will buy. All reasonable offers considered.
Souls. Large collection. Some heavily soiled, others pristine. Water-damaged. Reprive by Father of Creation forces reluctant sale. Can deliver.
Grandmother. Immaculate. Offers in the region of the price of a cup of rum.
Knife. Extremely sharp. Only used once. Recently repossed from sadly defunct west-country eclesiastical body.

Young, fresh-faced Jack ‘O’ Lantern crewman seeks open minded ladyboy for fun and frolicks. Interests include grog, sports and Drow.
Recent recruit seeks glamorous, gelatine based, fruit-flavoured companion for good times and mutual satisfaction. Can and will swallow.
Ex-Quartermaster seeks family members to form large vegetable. Future possibilites as Halloween decoration.
Retired breakfast cook seeks maternal figure with a view to comfort and reassurance.
Feisty and well-dressed female officer-class seeks well-endowed drunkard for short, shallow and profitable relationship. Previous applicants need not apply.